Showing posts with label cricket. Show all posts
Showing posts with label cricket. Show all posts

Wednesday, August 6, 2008

Ten Things You Should Know About Cricket...

I've only recently started watching cricket and I'm by no means an expert. From my limited knowledge of the sport, I've come up with 10 things that sports fans who know nothing about cricket should know.

10) The Channel 9 Cricket theme reminds me a bit of the "Hockey Night in Canada" theme and it means as much to Australians as the HNIC theme does to Canadians.

9) Australia's most famous cricket presenter is an 78-year-old former cricket player named Richie Benaud. His distinctive voice is often imitated but never duplicated.

8) The 'biggest' prize in cricket is the urn that is presented to the winner of the Ashes Series -- a 5 day test series between Australia and England. The tiny urn contains the ashes from the stumps of the first English cricket loss to Australia in 1882 (although there are other theories on the urn's contents).

7) The Barmy Army is an organised group of cricket fans who follow the English cricket team on all of their overseas tours. The Barmy Army has the stated goal "To make watching cricket more fun and much more popular". The group uses flags, banners, songs and chants to encourage the team and crowd participation in their activities. It’s England’s answer to the Dawg Pound.

6) Cricket has characters ... tons of them ... here are three of my favourites:

  • Andrew "Freddy" Flintoff - England had not won an Ashes series since 1987 but that streak came to an end in 2005 as Flintoff led England to a thrilling upset win over Australia. The celebrating was the best part, as the England team stayed out all night and was pretty rough looking the next morning when they visited with the Prime Minister.
  • David Boon - Boonie has a big-time cult status in Australia. He doesn't look anything like an athlete but he played more than 100 tests for Australia. His claim to fame is holding the record for the most cans of beer consumed on a flight from Sydney to London...an incredible 54!
  • Don Bradman - "The Don" is easily the best cricket player who ever lived. His average of 99.94 runs per innings is almost 40 runs higher than the person in second. This feat has been called the greatest performance by an athlete in any sport.

5) The Ball of the Century is one of the most famous wickets in cricket history. Shane Warne, a spin bowler, delivered a ball that spun far more than expected and baffled England's Mike Gatting. Warnie had a few other amazing wickets in his long career.

4) When a batter is out one of two things must happen. He either gives himself out, by leaving the field (which is the highest form of sportsmanship), or the fielding team must appeal to the umpire. The appeal technically must be made for an out to be recorded. It can be a simple "how's that?" but will more likely be a "HOWZAT?!?!" or even a incomprehendable shriek.

3) A particular day of cricket could easily go for eight hours or more. Sometimes the crowds need to find ways to keep themselves interested. Luckily, there are plenty of empty beer cups on hand to make the legendary beer snake.

2) Sledging (or trash talking) seems to be 'celebrated' more in cricket than in other sports. They do it very well in cricket, better than any other sport, in my opinion. Here are a couple of the best:

  • Shane Warne: “I’ve been waiting two years to humiliate you again.”
    Daryll Cullinan: “Looks like you spent the time eating.”
  • Glenn McGrath to Zimbabwean Eddo Brandes after Brandes had played and missed at a McGrath delivery.
    Glenn McGrath: "Oi, Brandes, why are you so fucking fat?”
    Eddo Brandes: “Cos every time I fuck your wife she gives me a biscuit!”
    Apparently, even the Australian players were in hysterics after that one.
  • When Ian Botham took guard in a Ashes match, Marsh welcomed him to the wicket with the immortal and famous words " So how's your wife and my kids?"
  • Click here for a longer list

1) Cricket is also home to the one of most disgraceful plays in sporting history. Let me paint the scene for you. In 1981, Australia played New Zealand in the World Series Cup. New Zealand needed six runs to tie the match and had only one ball remaining. The Australian captain, Greg Chappell, ordered the bowler, his brother Trevor, to bowl underarm. Thus making is impossible for the batsman to hit a six. Technically, this wasn't against the rules of cricket, but it was widely perceived as unsportsmanlike. The Australian team was booed off the field by the Australian fans.

Go to a Cricket game if you get a chance (especially if you go in England or Australia). If you're a big sports fan, you won't be disappointed.

Tuesday, July 29, 2008

Get yer kit off...

Since we deal with all things obscure here at "Waikiki Hockey" it was only a matter of time before we delved into the bizarre world of streaking. Since the TV networks don’t show streakers for worry of promoting the behaviour we don’t have a lot of experience with them. I haven’t really paid streakers much thought and I haven’t been ‘lucky’ enough to be at a sporting event where a streaker did their thing. But the first question that comes to my mind is why would somebody risk fines, imprisonment, social out casting, and ridicule for a cheap laugh? I went to Wikipedia for some answers and they had almost 4,000 words on streaking. Seriously, four thousands words on streaking! Who are the people going to Wikipedia and updating the streaking page? Anyway, a fellow blogger, Greg, has kindly summarized the wiki-novel so we'll use all his hard work:

  • First streaker was in 1804, he went onto be a US Senator
  • College students really like to streak
  • Term "streaking" was first used in 1973
  • Streakers are telling us to lighten up and not take life so seriously
  • Enjoy the streakers doing what they do.
There you go. Who would have thought you would learn something here at Waikiki Hockey?
But you’re not here for a history lesson. You’re here for some hard-core nudity…right?

Hockey – Streaking on ice...there’s something magical (and cold) about it.
Football – My favourite part of streaking is the takedowns. This one doesn’t disappoint. The guy gets belted so hard he can hardly walk afterwards. Speaking of walking, it’s very rare (and not very pleasant) to see a streaker not at full running speed.
Soccer – I wouldn’t think streakers come up with a plan. But if this very poor quality video is accurate this girl must have been pretty happy with the way things turned out with her streak.
Cricket – The gentleman’s game offers up these three classics from Australia. Terry Alderman embarrasses himself, Greg Chappel embarrasses the streaker, and Andrew Symonds embarrasses the Australian rugby team:


It’s not just the team sports either:
Horse Racing, Curling and Snooker also make the cut. Even the Oscars have had a streaker!

After all this ‘research’ I still think streaking depends entirely on one thing. Alcohol. What percentage of streakers do you think are sober? My guess….0%. Your drinking buddies convince you it’s a good idea and next thing you know your getting hammered to the ground by a security guard.

I suddenly feel so dirty.