We really wish we read 'The Local' on a daily basis because we would have loved to sit down with our morning paper and read that headline.
Here's how we got to the above photo:
- Player Jan Huokko) made a dirty little movie with his girlfriend on his cell phone
- Huokko gets cell phone stolen
- Video ends up on the internet
- Fans decide to 'delay match with dildo downpour' (did we mention we love that headline?)
We would write more about this but we have a weak stomach. Click here for all the dirty secrets.