Saturday, August 16, 2008

Englewood Jack...

Sometimes you hear about a movie, book or tv show and you think it could be the greatest thing ever made. This is how we felt when we first heard about 'Puck Fiction'.

Detroit Red Wing Chris Chelios, was paired up with Samuel L. Jackson in a short film that aired on the ESPY awards in 2002. For the short, Jackson revived one of the greatest movie characters of all time ... Jules Winnfield from Pulp Fiction:


What a classic scene.

We didn't see 'Puck Fiction' when it originally aired but we were giddy with anticipation ... thank god for the internet. The actual clip didn't quite live up to our expectations but it's pretty close:


Really makes you wish that ESPN was still broadcasting games.

Our high points are when Jules demonstrates the 'Englewood Jack' and the last thirty seconds where Chelios thinks about catching up with Jules. It's almost "Hall of Fame" worthy but just falls a bit short, probably because a Jules without a 'motherfucker' just isn't Jules. Too bad they couldn't get Quentin Tarantino involved as well.

Friday, August 15, 2008

The Super Bowl Shudder...

Recently, the Australian Olympic Swim team thought it would be a good idea to embarrass themselves by recording this song and donating the proceeds to charity. Very noble of them but you think there would be a less humiliating way to earn some money.

This song reminded me of history's greatest example of a song that is pure awesome even though it is extremely crappy:



This wasn't the first time a NFL team created a song for marketing purposes. That honour goes to the 1984 San Francisco 49ers who put together the creatively named 'We Are The Niners'. The Philadelphia Eagles gave it a shot in '88 with 'Buddy's Watching You' ... which is worth watching just for the awkwardness of the kicker rapping. The 1986 Dodgers gave it there best shot with the embarrassing "Baseball Boogie".

Unfortunately for mankind these three were not the last teams to hit the recording studio.

The most successful recording by an player or team would go to either Oscar De La Hoya or Liverpool FC. The Golden Boy's album featuring 'Run to Me' was nominated for a Grammy. Liverpool's 'Anfield Rap' reached #3 on the UK charts in 1988. It's corny but it has a bit of catchiness to it and it pretty comical in parts:




Most of the team songs, while painful to listen to, were made in good fun and with the idea to raise a bit of money for charity ... who is buying these albums anyway?

On the other hand, some athletes have released solo albums or songs ... usually to epic failure and ridicule.

Shaq is one of the better musical athletes out there ... which isn't saying much. He's managed to release five albums, including his debut album "Shaq Diesel" which included the classic "Shoot, Pass, Slam". If Shaq is one of the best out there Deion Sanders must be one of the worst. In the song "Must Be The Money" Sanders gargles his way through over four minutes of pure torture:



We couldn't really find many current examples of teams or athletes recording music. We here are Waikiki Hockey are hoping this changes as these videos are great for posting!

In our research we found a few other videos/songs you might find interesting...and by interesting we mean hilarious:

  • Georges Laraque struggles through 'Ice, Ice, Baby'
  • Tony Parker plays professional basketball, has a hot wife and is a french rap star. Here he is singing 'Balance Toi'
  • The Cincinnati Bengals brought in funk legend Bootsy Collins to bring some creditability to their 2005 song "Fear Da Tiger" ... it didn't work.
  • Ozzie Smith recorded a song called "Cupid", we'll give him points for not rapping like almost every other athlete. It does sounds like he's impersonating Kermit the Frog though.
  • Allen Iverson, Coco Crisp, Jeff Conine, Aubrey Huff and even the Macho Man gave it a crack ... although they probably shouldn't have

We're sure we missed somebody ... if you can think of anything that belong on this list, please let us know.

Bizarre Olympic Moment - Day 10

Each day of the 2008 Olympics we're going to find a bizarre clip or story from a past Summer Olympics. Today we'll look at Belgium Weightlifter Ingeborg Marx.

Due to the lack of decent television options this week we were forced into watching Olympic highlights. There wasn't even an interesting event on... just the men's 62kg weightlifting. We thought we struck sport obscurity gold when Columbian Oscar Figueroa stepped up for his lift and had his hands slip off the bar six times. We thought we had found out newest "Bizarre Olympic Moment" but after some internet research we discovered that Figueroa's collaspe was due to an injured thumb and not the 1 in a million breakdown the announcers made us believe. Collapsing like that in front of 100's of millions of viewers would have definitely qualified Figueroa for this list but not for his injury. Oh well, maybe next time.

Luckily in our searches we found something even more bizarre and obscure from the world of weightlifting...and no it's not Hungarian Janos Baranyai's graphic injury (are you sure you want to click that?)

The bizarre moment in question involves Belgium weightlifter Ingeborg Marx's performance at the 2000 Games in Sydney. As far as we can tell -- our Dutch is a bit suspect -- Marx was a decent cyclist who decided she would have a better shot at the Olympics as a weightlifter. She eventually made it to the Olympics but in her shining moment she embarrassed herself in front of the entire world:

We're a classy bunch here are Waikiki Hockey so we'll avoid the toilet humour ... but feel free to lower the bar and post yours in the comment section below. If her accident wasn't funny enough her screeches had to be.

You would have thought that Marx would have had enough of the Olympics but we're reading that she's signed up to be on Belgium's bobsled team for the 2010 Games in Vancouver.

Take a look at the 16 most bizarre Olympic moments in history:

Day 1 - Eric "The Eel" Moussambani
Day 2 - Betty Robinson
Day 3 - Sally Robbins
Day 4 - Abebe Bilkila
Day 5 - 1972 USA Basketball team
Day 6 - Bobby Pearce
Day 7 - Byun Jong-il
Day 8 - Stella Walsh
Day 9 - Spanish Paralympic Basketball Team
Day 10 - Ingeborg Marx
Day 11 - Vanderlei de Lima
Day 12 - Hans-Jurgen Todt
Day 13 - Liu Changchun
Day 14 - Dorando Pietri
Day 15 - 1956 Hungarian Water Polo Team
Day 16 - 1960 Tunisian Modern Pentathlon Team

Bizarre Olympic Moment - Day 9

Each day of the 2008 Olympics we're going to find a bizarre clip or story from a past Summer Olympics. Today we'll look at the Spanish Paralympic Basketball Team.

While not technically part of the Olympics, this particular team has to squeeze in here somewhere. We have no plans to do a 'Bizarre Paraympics Moments' segment anytime soon and this story was just too crazy to pass up.

A Spanish writer, Carlos Ribagorda, reported that 10 of the 12 members of the team were not intellectually disabled. In an interesting twist to the story Ribagorda was actually one of the 10 members - so he had the real inside scoop. Ribagorda isn't intellectually disabled but his suspect means of getting the story don't indicate a high level of intelligence. Apparently, when officials approached him to play for the team in Sydney he accepted their offer with the intent of breaking the story later ... after he got his free trip to Australia.

Rules state that to be intellectually disabled a player must have an IQ of 70 or lower (good thing they don't test the major leaguers). According to Ribagorda, none of the athletes were tested to see if they met these standards. The 10 players without disabilities included a lawyer, an engineer and some University students ... I guess they didn't test players ethics either. He also reported that some Spanish athletes participating in other events were without disability as well.

The Basketball team did SO well that a photo of them ended up on the front page of a daily Spainish newspaper. Some of the players were recognized and the plan started to unravel. Ribagorda's article came out and the gig was up, resulting in senior officials retiring in disgrace.

The International Paralympic Committee eventually scrapped the 'athletes with an intellectual disability' category, deciding that determining athlete eligibility was too difficult ... which is incredibly sad for society.

Way to lower the bar Spain!
(Information from CNNSI and BBC)


Take a look at the 16 most bizarre Olympic moments in history:

Day 1 - Eric "The Eel" Moussambani
Day 2 - Betty Robinson
Day 3 - Sally Robbins
Day 4 - Abebe Bilkila
Day 5 - 1972 USA Basketball team
Day 6 - Bobby Pearce
Day 7 - Byun Jong-il
Day 8 - Stella Walsh
Day 9 - Spanish Paralympic Basketball Team
Day 10 - Ingeborg Marx
Day 11 - Vanderlei de Lima
Day 12 - Hans-Jurgen Todt
Day 13 - Liu Changchun
Day 14 - Dorando Pietri
Day 15 - 1956 Hungarian Water Polo Team
Day 16 - 1960 Tunisian Modern Pentathlon Team

Two Sport Stars...

Bo Jackson, Deion Sanders, Michael Jordan and now Clark the Canadian Hockey Goalie...

Thursday, August 14, 2008

Bizarre Olympic Moment - Day 8

Each day of the 2008 Olympics we're going to find a bizarre clip or story from a past Summer Olympics. Today we'll look at Polish-American Runner Stella Walsh.

Stella Walsh immigrated to America when she was a young child and became a high school star in Cleveland, she won 41 US Championships in her career and was inducted in to the US Track and Field Hall of Fame in 1975. In her Olympic career she competed for her birth country Poland. In 1932 she won gold for Poland and in 1936 she finished second to her main rival Helen Stevens.
Many of Walsh's supporters claimed that Helen Stevens was too fast to be a woman and believed she was actually a man. Oh the irony. Why was this ironic? In 1980, Stella was tragically killed by a stray bullet in a robery. During her autopsy the doctors discovered something interesting. We believe the conversation between the doctors went something like this.

That's right Stella Walsh was a man. She was born Stanislawa Walasiewiczowna in Poland and had male genitals and both male and female chromosomes - a condition known as mosaicism. No doubt this gave the media plenty of opportunity to use the headline "Stella the Fella".

Looking at the photos of Stella we can see why everybody was so shocked to learn she wasn't a woman.


Take a look at the 16 most bizarre Olympic moments in history:

Day 1 - Eric "The Eel" Moussambani
Day 2 - Betty Robinson
Day 3 - Sally Robbins
Day 4 - Abebe Bilkila
Day 5 - 1972 USA Basketball team
Day 6 - Bobby Pearce
Day 7 - Byun Jong-il
Day 8 - Stella Walsh
Day 9 - Spanish Paralympic Basketball Team
Day 10 - Ingeborg Marx
Day 11 - Vanderlei de Lima
Day 12 - Hans-Jurgen Todt
Day 13 - Liu Changchun
Day 14 - Dorando Pietri
Day 15 - 1956 Hungarian Water Polo Team
Day 16 - 1960 Tunisian Modern Pentathlon Team

Wednesday, August 13, 2008

Bizarre Olympic Moment - Day 7

Each day of the 2008 Olympics we're going to find a bizarre clip or story from a past Summer Olympics. Today we'll look at South Korean boxer Byun Jong-il.

In 1988, in front of his home country, bantamweight Byung Jong-il (or Jung Il Byun according to some) of South Korea was fighting Bulgarian Alexander Hristov. It was a close battle until Jong-il was docked two points for using his head in the fight by the referee, Keith Walker of New Zealand.

Jong-il decided the only thing he could do to protest such an injustice was sit by himself in the corner of the ring for 67 minutes.


It may work for toddlers but Jong-il's protest fell on deaf ears. The sit-in eventually ended when the organisers turned out the lights on the Korean.

Walker ended up getting attacked by Jong-il's trainers and a security guard who was hired to protect him. Those Koreans must really like their bantamweight fights.
(Information from Virgin Media and AOL Sports)

Take a look at the 16 most bizarre Olympic moments in history:

Day 1 - Eric "The Eel" Moussambani
Day 2 - Betty Robinson
Day 3 - Sally Robbins
Day 4 - Abebe Bilkila
Day 5 - 1972 USA Basketball team
Day 6 - Bobby Pearce
Day 7 - Byun Jong-il
Day 8 - Stella Walsh
Day 9 - Spanish Paralympic Basketball Team
Day 10 - Ingeborg Marx
Day 11 - Vanderlei de Lima
Day 12 - Hans-Jurgen Todt
Day 13 - Liu Changchun
Day 14 - Dorando Pietri
Day 15 - 1956 Hungarian Water Polo Team
Day 16 - 1960 Tunisian Modern Pentathlon Team

Tuesday, August 12, 2008

Canada's Olympic Team...in 2010 (Part 2)

Yesterday we looked an article by Alan Muir from SI.com. Muir picked his version of Team Canada in 2010.

We've already looked at Canada's four forward lines and as promised today we'll look at the blue liners and the tenders.

Muir's Picks - Defense

Chris Pronger, Robyn Regehr, Dion Phaneuf, Shea Weber, Jay Boumeester, Dan Boyle and Brent Burns
Muir is expecting a lot of changes at defence. He's expecting only Chris Pronger and Robyn Regehr and to return. Although Muir must have missed the fact Boumeester played in Torino. So he's really expecting three players returning. With four spots to fill this will definitely be a new look squad. Muir expects to see Dion Phaneuf, Shea Weber, Dan Boyle and Brent Burns protecting Canada's goal. As Muir says: "...they boast size (averaging 6-3, 211 pounds), mobility, and the versatility to manage special teams as adeptly as they do five-on-five play."

Muir got the easy ones right. Pronger, Regehr, Boumeester and Phaneuf will be the core of this squad. As for the other three, they all come with a risk. Weber is still refining his game and can make the big mistake in the defensive zone at times. Boyle, while offensively gifted, doesn't have the size to clear the front of the net. Burns has only recently been converted into a defender so he's a bit rough around the edges defensively.

Who's Missing?
Former Olympians like Rob Blake, Adam Foote, Ed Jovanovski, Bryan McCabe, Wade Redden and Scott Niedermayer would provide valuable experience. But they would be on the senior side of the things by 2010 and other than Niedermayer will be a step behind on the speed department.

Up and comers like Brian Campbell, Mike Green, Braydon Coburn and Brent Seabrook have become elite defensemen the past season or two. On the downside, they don't have much experience in pressure filled situations.

Prospects like Drew Doughty, Luke Schenn, Marc Staal and Cam Barker will continue to develop and may play themselves into the mix. As with the forwards, having a top prospect on the team would be good for the future of Team Canada. But with only seven spots we're not willing to use one on a player that isn't road tested.

Waikiki Hockey's Picks - Defense

Chris Pronger, Robyn Regehr, Dion Phaneuf, Jay Boumeester, Mike Green, Brian Campbell and Brent Burns
We'll stick with the top four of Pronger, Phaneuf, Boumeester and Regehr ... it's hard to beat the punch -- both offensively and defensively --they will deliver. We all know that Phaneuf is a machine:


We'll mix things up with our last three picks.

Mike Green is on our team. He is more of an offensive minded defender but he can be used in any situation. Green put up 56 points last season which is the second highest total by a Canadian defenseman. Assuming, can keep his 2007-08 performance going we'll give the nod to him.

Brian Campbell made headlines with his monster deal with the Hawks but we want him on our team due to his mobility and creativity with the puck. The knock on Campbell is that he gets knocked off the puck easily but that won't be as big of a problem with the Olympic style of play as it is in the NHL.

For our last d-man we're torn between a more defensive defender or Brent Burns. Burns' defense may not be fully polished but having a player that can play both offense and defense could come in handy. We're hoping that by the time 2010 rolls around his development at the defense position will be complete, so we'll go with Burns.

Muir's Picks - Goaltender

Roberto Luongo
It's really a two dog race for the starters job. Muir goes with Luongo but it's a decision you really can't get wrong. As Muir points out Brodeur's play won't have slipped but Canada will have to make this switch eventually.

For the third goalie position, Muir correctly points out a youngster should get the job and the experience of watching the Olympics up close ... Marc-Andre Fleury is Muir's pick.

Who's Missing
Veteran goalies like Marty Turco, Martin Biron, J-S Giguere, Jose Theodore or Manny Legace would be nice to have in the dressing room and around in case of an injury to one of the big dogs.

As Muir pointed out added a younger goalie is a great way to get him some experience. Is Fleury the right guy? How about Carey Price, Pascal Leclaire, Cam Ward or Jonathon Bernier?

Waikiki Hockey's Picks - Goaltender

Roberto Luongo
We'll follow Muir's lead and pass the torch to Luongo. Hopefully, the Canadian coaches will give Luongo (if he's starting) a bit of a leash so he can find his groove. As for our third goalie we're going to go with Carey Price. He's only had one season but we expect him to put up big numbers as the number one goalie in Montreal. We think his upside is much higher than Fleury's and he could be the goalie who takes over for Luongo in 2014 or 2018.



No matter how you put together this team they have to be the favourite to win it all in Vancouver. There will be a lot of competition from teams like Russia and Sweden but Canada is better equiped to take home the gold than any other country.

Bizarre Olympic Moment - Day 6

Each day of the 2008 Olympics we're going to find a bizarre clip or story from a past Summer Olympics. Today we'll look at Australian rower Bobby Pearce.

Bobby Pearce is one of Australia’s greatest Olympians. He won the gold in the single skulls in both the 1928 and 1932 Olympics. Although, he is one of the greatest rowers in history his legacy lies not with his records (his 1928 time was a world record until 1972) but for his gentile nature.

Bobby Pearce was consistently beating his competitors by thirty seconds or more in his pursuit for the gold medal. In the semi-finals he lined up next to Frenchman Victor Saurin in what would be one of the most bizarre moments in Olympics history. Just before his death Pearce relived the race that made him famous:

"I had beaten a German and a Dane in earlier heats and I was racing a Frenchman then I heard wild roars from the crowd along the bank of the canal. I could see some spectators vigorously pointing to something behind me, in my path. I peeked over one shoulder and saw something I didn't like, for a family of ducks in single file was swimming slowly from shore to shore. It's funny now, but it wasn't at the time ... I had to lean on my oars and wait for a clear course, and all the while my opponent was pulling away to a five length lead."

After coming to a full stop in a race any other rower would have been completely out of it, but Pearce’s remarkable ability allowed him not only to make up the difference but take a 30 second lead on his opponent. In the finals he claimed his first gold medal to complete his legacy.
(Sources: 101 Olympians and AOL Sports)


Take a look at the 16 most bizarre Olympic moments in history:

Day 1 - Eric "The Eel" Moussambani
Day 2 - Betty Robinson
Day 3 - Sally Robbins
Day 4 - Abebe Bilkila
Day 5 - 1972 USA Basketball team
Day 6 - Bobby Pearce
Day 7 - Byun Jong-il
Day 8 - Stella Walsh
Day 9 - Spanish Paralympic Basketball Team
Day 10 - Ingeborg Marx
Day 11 - Vanderlei de Lima
Day 12 - Hans-Jurgen Todt
Day 13 - Liu Changchun
Day 14 - Dorando Pietri
Day 15 - 1956 Hungarian Water Polo Team
Day 16 - 1960 Tunisian Modern Pentathlon Team

Bizarre Olympic Moment - Day 5

Each day of the 2008 Olympics we're going to find a bizarre clip or story from a past Summer Olympics. Today we'll look at the 1972 USA Basketball team.

In 1972 the best basketball nation in the world was undoubtedly the USA. The Americans hadn’t lost a single game since basketball was introduced in the Olympics in 1936 ... a span of 63 games. In the 1972 Munich Games the US met up with the perennial silver medalists, the Soviets. Both teams we undefeated in the lead up to the gold medal game, and all expected a close match.

The match lived up to expectations as it was back and forth all game. The Russians held the lead most of the game but the US continued to stay close. At halftime, the US were down by five points. The Russian lead increased to 10 with only ten minutes left to play.

The US weren’t dead yet. They mounted a massive comeback so they only trailed by a single point with 38 seconds left to play. The Russians fouled American Doug Collins hard as he was driving to the basket to sink the go-ahead basket ... giving Collins two free throws.

Collins had only three seconds on the clock so his two shots would likely decide the game. In one of the most pressure filled situations an athlete can be Collins sunk both shots to give the US a one point lead.

Now things get messy.

After the Soviets in-bounded the ball to make one last desperate play to score the referees stopped the game with only one second left. The Soviets believed they called for a time-out between Collins' free throws, which was never acknowledged by the referees.

In a surprising decision, the officials put three seconds back on the clock and the Russians got another shot to score the winning basket.

The Soviets in-bounded the ball again and failed to score. The buzzer sounded giving the Americans an apparent victory. As the US team started to celebrate they were told that due to a timekeeping error the play would have to be replayed a third time.

The head of the FIBA, Renato William Jones ruled that the clock had not been reset properly, and ordered that it should again show three seconds remaining. Jones was not an official and had no auithoriy to make this decision but after a conference with the officials, his decision stood.

The stunned Americans couldn’t believe what was happening:
"We couldn't believe that they were giving them all these chances," said U.S. forward Mike Bantom. "It was like they were going to let them do it until they got it right."
Soviet Alexander Belov (who fouled Collins with three seconds left) grabbed the full court pass from his teammate and scored the winning basket on a lay-up just as time ran out. The USSR had won the gold medal, ending the Americans impressive winning streak.

The U.S. filed a 51-page brief protesting the Russian victory. A panel rejected it by a 3-2 vote along Cold War lines, Poland, Hungary and Cuba supported the Soviet Union.

The players met after the game and all agreed never to accept the silver medal as they felt the officials had taken the game from them:

"That was the players talking. And they were saying they not accept the medal." said player Ed Ratleff. "To this day, I will not accept the medal. One player, Kenny Davis has it in his will to never accept it. My former wife tried to get me to accept it for the sake of our kids. I couldn't do it.

That's a rough way to end a 63 game losing streak.


(The information from this article was taken from ESPN and Press-Telegram)

Take a look at the 16 most bizarre Olympic moments in history:

Day 1 - Eric "The Eel" Moussambani
Day 2 - Betty Robinson
Day 3 - Sally Robbins
Day 4 - Abebe Bilkila
Day 5 - 1972 USA Basketball team
Day 6 - Bobby Pearce
Day 7 - Byun Jong-il
Day 8 - Stella Walsh
Day 9 - Spanish Paralympic Basketball Team
Day 10 - Ingeborg Marx
Day 11 - Vanderlei de Lima
Day 12 - Hans-Jurgen Todt
Day 13 - Liu Changchun
Day 14 - Dorando Pietri
Day 15 - 1956 Hungarian Water Polo Team
Day 16 - 1960 Tunisian Modern Pentathlon Team

Monday, August 11, 2008

Canada's Olympic Team...in 2010 (Part 1)

Alan Muir from SI.com has an article that sums up our feelings here at Waikiki Hockey pretty well:
"...the only Olympic event [Canadians] care about, truly and passionately, is
the 2010 hockey tournament."

Even though Waikiki Hockey is in full swing with our "Bizarre Olympic Moments" segment the Olympics is something we think about for two weeks every four years ... except for the hockey. That's a daily job for the true Canadian hockey fan.

Muir's article takes a look at who should be on the Canadian team for the 2010 Winter Games in Vancouver ... the fact that this article came out the week the 2008 Summer Olympics started makes it even better.

Today we're going to look at the forwards and tomorrow we'll look at the blue liners and goalies.

Muir's Picks

First Line:
Jarome Iginla, Sidney Crosby and Dany Heatley - This great combination of power and skill would give Canada the best line in the tourney (depending on what Russia does). Crosby is Canada's prize jewel and Iginla, our best power forward, had the highest point total for a Canadian this past year with 98. Heatley was off his game a bit in 2007-08 but can still score and mix it up with the best of them.

No arguments with Muir's picks for the top unit. We really like this line.

Second Line:
Rick Nash, Vincent Lecavalier, and Jonathan Toews - Many other Canadians had higher totals than Toews' 54 points last season, but he did it in only 64 games and is expected to get even better over the next few years. Lecavalier is a lock for the second line due to his experience with the Team Canada. Nash was a disappointment in the last Olympics, but he is a true scorer and should mesh well with Lecavalier.

We like Lecavalier and it would be tough to leave Nash off this team. Toews is a bit of a question mark for us. A very nice rookie season (cut short by injury) but we would like to see more experience from a second line player ... especially on Team Canada. Our feelings may change after a full season of watching Toews.

Third Line:
Mike Richards, Brenden Morrow and Shane Doan - As Muir points out, these three lack the prestige of some of Canada's other stars but they are all true leaders ... each wear the "C" for their team. All three can be pegged for around 70-80 points in an NHL season and all three have a feisty side ... Doan had 59 PIM's last year, Richards 76 and Morrow 105.

This is an interesting line. We like Doan but 2007-08 was his first season where he cracked 70 points. He's been a minus player three of the last four years and last season he really struggled. Richards broke through this season as he followed two seasons with 34 and 32 points with a monster 72 point season. We think Richards is a great player but we think Canada could pick somebody who is a bit more proven for this spot. Morrow also broke the 70 point barrier for the first time but he did it with a big plus-30 (he's only been a minus player once in his career). We'll add Morrow to our team but we think we can do better than having both Doan and Richards.

Fourth Line:
Eric Staal , Ryan Getzlaf, and Martin St. Louis - All three have enough skill to be a first or second line player for any other team in the tourney. This depth is why Canada is expected to take home the gold every year. Staal hasn't lived up to his 100 point season of three years ago, but has put up seasons of 70 and 82 points since, which isn't too shabby. St. Louis has Olympic experience and his speed should benefit him well on the Olympic sized surface, however, he has had an up-and-down career ... 94, 61, 104, and 83 points the last four years. Getzlaf has been improving each year in his short career and had a whopping 82 points last year.

We like all three of these. Muir get credit for putting them on the same line and we can't think of any reason this isn't a good idea.

Last Forward:
Joe Sakic or Sam Gagner
- Muir suggested Sakic may want to hold off retirement or make a comeback for the Olympics ... which will be played practically in his backyard. If Sakic can't make it, Muir thinks Sam Gagner would make a good addition for his quickness and shootout abilities.

Sakic's a bad idea. He's the sentimental pick and while it would be great to have him on the team after his long illustrious career ... he'll be 41 by the time the Olympics roll around. Why don't we bring back Lemieux, Yzerman and Gretzky while we're at it? This team needs to be as young as possible. As for Gagner, Canada has been burned in the shootout before so having him makes some sense but his 49 point, minus-21 rookie season isn't good enough for him to be on this squad. He'll need to break through this coming season to get this spot.

Who's Missing?
Joe Thornton is the big one. Muir makes a case that the second highest Canadian scorer last season with 96 points should not be on the team because he's not cut out for the high pressure environment. Other notables not on Muir's team are Jason Spezza (for reasons similar to Thornton's), Derek Roy and Ryan Smyth.

Who else is out there?

Want some NHL production on your team? Mike Ribeiro, Jason Pominville, Daniel Briere, J.P. Dumont, Paul Stastny, and Daymond Langkow all scored more than 65 points last year.

What about experience? Former Olympians like Todd Bertuzzi and Kris Draper won't be coming but what about Paul Kariya, Simon Gagne and Brad Richards? A bounce back season from any of them would put them back on the map.

You need speed? Players like Shawn Horcoff and Chris Kunitz may be invaluable on the big ice surface.

How about enthusiasm? Giving young prospects like Kyle Turris, Marc Staal, Corey Perry, Jordan Staal, Steven Stamkos or John Tavares a spot on the squad may benefit the Canadian team in the long term.

Still not enough? There's still Michael Cammalleri, Alex Tanguay, Nathan Horton, Patrice Bergeron and Patrick Marleau out there.

Where do you think Canada's "B" Team would finish?


Waikiki Hockey's Picks:

First Line:
Jarome Iginla, Sidney Crosby and Dany Heatley - we like what Muir did here so we're not touching it.

Second Line:
Rick Nash, Vincent Lecavalier and Martin St. Louis - Chemistry is a hard thing to get in a two week tournament. Vinny and Marty know each other well and should form a nice scoring line with Nash ... one of the only true scorers on this team.


Third Line:
Brendan Morrow, Joe Thornton and Mike Richards - We can't leave a 100 point scorer off this team. Thornton should enjoy passing to these two snipers and all three can throw the body around a bit. Also putting Thornton on the third line may take some pressure off of him. Thornton isn't really a checking center but he can hold his own. We ended up giving Richards the nod here over Doan, mostly due to age. (Doan will be 34, Richards will be 25 in 2010). If Richards or Morrow have an off-year/injury in 2009 or 2010 Doan could easily slide in here.


Fourth Line:
Eric Staal, Jason Spezza and Ryan Getzlaf
- Spezza has 87 points or more for three straight years ... that has to be worth something. Having Spezza play between two young guys like Staal and Getzlaf should help keep him focused and hopefully make him step up his game a bit and be a leader. It's a very young line but sometimes those lines have the most amount of passion and energy.


Last Forward:
Jonathon Toews
We hope Gretzky does what he did in 2006 ... name a few players who are up for the last spot and see who steps up. Put Steven Stamkos on the list with Jonathan Toews and Sam Gagner. We expect Toews will win the job in the end. He could easily step in for an ineffective Thornton or Spezza if need be.


Shane Doan, Simon Gagne, Daniel Briere available to fill in for any injuries or unexpected slumps on the reserve squad.

Some tough choices for Gretzky and company to make but it's nice to be in a situation where we have to leave out such quality players.

Tomorrow we look at the defence on the squad and who is going to start in goal ... so make sure to come back to Waikiki Hockey to see the rest of our squad.

Bizarre Olympic Moment - Day 4

Each day of the 2008 Olympics we're going to find a bizarre clip or story from a past Summer Olympics. Today we'll look at the Ethiopian Abebe Bilkila.

Abebe Bilkila wasn't on the original Ethiopian team for the 1960 Olympics in Rome. He had only run two marathons in his life so his exclusion wasn't surprising. When the team needed a last minute replacement they called on Bilkila.

In the marathon, his third ever, he ran an unbelievable race and broke the world record. But what makes this story truely bizarre is he set a new record in his bare feet. The shoes his team provided were making his feet hurt so he decided to run the entire 26 miles barefoot.

He was the first East African to win an Olympic golf medal and did the same four years later in Tokyo (this time with shoes and socks), setting another record in the process.

Bilkila's success blazed a trail for all other African long distance runners their success is due in large part to him.
(Some information from this article was taken from Spiked)

Take a look at the 16 most bizarre Olympic moments in history:

Day 1 - Eric "The Eel" Moussambani
Day 2 - Betty Robinson
Day 3 - Sally Robbins
Day 4 - Abebe Bilkila
Day 5 - 1972 USA Basketball team
Day 6 - Bobby Pearce
Day 7 - Byun Jong-il
Day 8 - Stella Walsh
Day 9 - Spanish Paralympic Basketball Team
Day 10 - Ingeborg Marx
Day 11 - Vanderlei de Lima
Day 12 - Hans-Jurgen Todt
Day 13 - Liu Changchun
Day 14 - Dorando Pietri
Day 15 - 1956 Hungarian Water Polo Team
Day 16 - 1960 Tunisian Modern Pentathlon Team

Sunday, August 10, 2008

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Hockey Makes You Tougher...

It looks like "Waikiki Hockey" has caught Olympic fever. With our special "Bizarre Olympic Moments" we haven't done a post on hockey in almost a week. That needs to change.

As any hockey fan knows and this classic advertisement clearly demonstrates….hockey fans aren’t like other fans.

The fans in particular make going to a hockey game such a great experience. It’s so rare you find fans with such a passion for the game. It’s just too bad the players can’t appreciate them more.

Like this guy, he went to the game to cheer on his Oilers in their game against their arch rivals the Calgary Flames. Being a good sportsman he offered Flames assistant-coach, Guy Lapointe a drink and look what these crazy hockey players do:


Or this guy…obviously a huge Rob Ray fan -- who isn’t after all -- decided it would be a good idea to go on the ice to introduce himself to Rob during a game. Talk about an over-reaction.


The Flyer fans in particular get such a bad rap. They are always so well behaved and polite. Like when this fan congratulated renowned meathead Tie Domi on a good fight. A simple thank you would have sufficed but Domi instead gave the fan a face full of water. Luckily, Domi is so soft that no damage was done to the fan.


This kind of behaviour isn’t something that's new either. It has been going on since the 1970’s. A New York fan coming back from the toilet get blind sided by Terry O'Reilly. Shameful.


From looking at these clips, we’ve figured out one thing…going to a hockey game will definitely make you tougher.

Bizarre Olympic Moment - Day 3

Each day of the 2008 Olympics we're going to find a bizarre clip or story from a past Summer Olympics. Today we'll look at Australian Rower Sally Robbins.

Australian Sally Robbins was involved a bizarre moment in 2004 Olympics. Robbins was one of the nine members of Australia’s rowing team. The team was third through the first 1,000 metres but had dropped back to fifth with 500 metres remaining, three seconds behind the leaders. During the final 400 metres Robbins dropped her oar, allowing it to drag in the water, gave up and laid back on teammate Julia Wilson's lap. Australia, consequently, finished last, ten seconds behind the fifth place crew.


Robbins was dubbed “Lay Down Sally” by the Australian media and her teammates were not very supportive either:

"We had nine in the boat but only eight operating. I just want to stress there was not a technical problem. No seat broke. There was nothing wrong with boat," team mate Julia Wilson said.
Robbins, one of Australia's most technically sound rowers, claimed she was physically exhausted and was unable to physically move:

"Suddenly fatigue sets in and I just can't move, you know. It's a feeling of paralysis where you just hit the wall,"
Robbins claims of physical exhaustion were refuted by other rowers in the media who instead believed the "no row" was due to a lack of mental toughness as she had also stopped rowing on several other occassions, like at an event in 2002:

Robbins dropped her oar hundreds of metres short of the line as "Australia was blitzing the race, leading the entire field all the way," according to rower Rachel Taylor. "It was as about as sure a thing as you could get to having the world title in the bag, when with approximately 400 metres to go Sally Robbins stopped rowing.” (Sydney Morning Herald)

After the Olympics tensions were still very high. Back in Australia, during a parade to honour the Olympians, Robbins was slapped by teammate Catriona Oliver

Sally Robbins didn’t quit rowing after Athens. This year, she was performing strongly in camp and selection trials in hopes of making the 2008 Olympics. There was still deep-rooted suspicions in the squad that she was psychologically ill-equipped to race at Olympic level. Two of the squad went far as stating they would refuse to compete on the same team as Robbins, which may be one big reason she's not on the team.

Take a look at the 16 most bizarre Olympic moments in history:

Day 1 - Eric "The Eel" Moussambani
Day 2 - Betty Robinson
Day 3 - Sally Robbins
Day 4 - Abebe Bilkila
Day 5 - 1972 USA Basketball team
Day 6 - Bobby Pearce
Day 7 - Byun Jong-il
Day 8 - Stella Walsh
Day 9 - Spanish Paralympic Basketball Team
Day 10 - Ingeborg Marx
Day 11 - Vanderlei de Lima
Day 12 - Hans-Jurgen Todt
Day 13 - Liu Changchun
Day 14 - Dorando Pietri
Day 15 - 1956 Hungarian Water Polo Team
Day 16 - 1960 Tunisian Modern Pentathlon Team